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"It is no trick… I want, Stark. And by the Nine, I mean to have you."Is your heart still fluttering from Goddamnhella's amazing FrostIron fanfiction piece, Off the Record? Have a love for Morse Code? Well, this is the bracelet for you!Measuring at 7.5 inches with a lobster claw clasp, in stunning beaded colors of green, gold, and black, remember the love affair between the God of Mischief and Iron Man.Letters are all spaced apart with double spaces between each word, like so:.. / - // .. / … // -. / —- // - / .-. / .. / -.-. / -.-I / t // i / s // n / o // t / r / i / c / kThe green beads act as the spaces ( / ), the gold as the dots ( . ), and the black as the dashes ( - ).Want different colors? Have a different quote you want? Feel free to contact me for a custom bracelet!

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"It is no trick… I want, Stark. And by the Nine, I mean to have you."

Is your heart still fluttering from Goddamnhella's amazing FrostIron fanfiction piece, Off the Record? Have a love for Morse Code? Well, this is the bracelet for you!

Measuring at 7.5 inches with a lobster claw clasp, in stunning beaded colors of green, gold, and black, remember the love affair between the God of Mischief and Iron Man.

Letters are all spaced apart with double spaces between each word, like so:

.. / - // .. / … // -. / —- // - / .-. / .. / -.-. / -.-
I / t // i / s // n / o // t / r / i / c / k

The green beads act as the spaces ( / ), the gold as the dots ( . ), and the black as the dashes ( - ).

Want different colors? Have a different quote you want? Feel free to contact me for a custom bracelet!

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

superlockedinthephandom:

thelongdarktea-timeofthesoul:

fasterfood:

what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer

I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married. 

it sounds like the plot of a fanfic

blackqueerbravado:

acepeggy:

okay hear me out aromantic natasha who as a ~thing~ with clint and every time somebody asks them to define their relationship natasha raises an eyebrow while clint makes vaguely exasperated hand gestures

#all i can think of is clint waving around a coffee pot and making noncommittal noises then flapping his hands near his chest then shrugging and chugging the coffee pot #and natasha’s like ‘yeah that exactly’

(Source: ladybriennne)

anthonyedwardstarks:

Author Chuck Palahniuk first came up with the idea for the novel after being beaten up on a camping trip when he complained to some nearby campers about the noise of their radio. When he returned to work, he was fascinated to find that nobody would mention or acknowledge his injuries, instead saying such commonplace things as “How was your weekend?” Palahniuk concluded that the reason people reacted this way was because if they asked him what had happened, a degree of personal interaction would be necessary, and his workmates simply didn’t care enough to connect with him on a personal level. It was his fascination with this societal ‘blocking’ which became the foundation for the novel. 

Gf: babe come over

Me: I'm eating garlic bread

Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home

Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese